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[waking the dead (instrumental)]

Add Vocals?

I'm sorry, I thought it said instrumental in the title..OH WAIT IT DID!! Of course there would be no vocals...man. Considering its like 3:45am right now, I feel pissed for some reason and love to piss others off..which I usually don't do. And the fact that i've been reviewing this one guy for the last twn minutes is pretty phenomenal.

So why wait, and GET THE REVIEW ON!!

...man i'm about to strangle you, this is the..well..ALL of your songs I think are short, but I can't be certain til I check all of them. If you someday make a 2minute or longer song, i'll send you a tootsie roll or something as a congratz.

But the song itself is pretty good. I never actually heard Waking the Dead so, this is called a non-prejudice review because i'm not gonna rate it off of how bad or good you wrote this song off of the other song.

The basses are faster here, guitar notes are stable to me, and the added Keyboard effect on 0:16 just adds to the fun. So all-in-all, its pretty damn good. Of course it would be better if..well you should know by now.

So cheers to you, for making another short-n-sweet metalfest. 5/5 9/10.

[Vyle]

I love metal any damn time of the day?

Why restrict it for breakfast..but whatever.

This song is..SHORT WHAT THE HELL!? I notice youre famous for short songs but..cmon. One minute and twenty two seconds? I kinda like to listen to songs on repeat so..thats like 50 times per hour I hear this song over..oh well, fuck me for sharing stuff noone cares about.

ANYWAYS, onto the actual..review. The beginning turns me on with that bass drum, thank god its not fast double-bass though, because I dont think it fits in..I think. Maybe you should try it..but i'm not sure. I hear it quite too often in metal, but the irony is I still love it.

The guitar sounds awesome through the first..minute..(its still too short to me), and at 1:03, you just screwed off the drums and took over the rest with the guitar as well.

So i'm giving you a 5/5 and a 9/10, because you just love making shit short and sweet, but sometimes it gets a bit too sweet and short.

[Hyrule Temple]

Of course its familiar..

ITS HYRULE TEMPLE FOOL! The Adventure of Link one I think..yeah. Theres alot of remixes of it, but I still think there should be more.

Anyways, sounds F'in awesome, but too bad its somewhat short. And for some reason, the guitar seems too high pitched for me, but that doesnt hurt the rating of this song to me. The percussion also puts a smile on my face, because i'm addicted to drums and love them.

But yeah, well put, sounds great to me. 5/5 10/10. Woo!

[song 1]

Hilarious but true.

Thats quite a stab there. And i'll explain why in a second..gotta wait til song finishes..

Alright its done. Now, THAT WAS VERY repetitive, until like the 55 second mark or around there. I also think the beats go up and down a bit too steep..like it goes looow low, then a second later, really high.

But other then that, it does sound good, but repetition and fragmentation, (short and feels cut off), I have to give this a 3/5, 6/10.

Still, I definately dont think this should be 1.32 as a rating...(the rating at thie time). God people, why not ACTUALLY LISTEN TO THE SONG before blamming..faggots.

So yeah, try harder, you'll make one thats much better.

[Chilled 1]

Heh..

What can I say? The author mustve rushed its making so he could make it the very 1st submission.

[Final Fantasy: Biomechani]

...!?

...where the hell am I? Did I just step into a world of originality for once? Bah its too bad it'll be a long time before I step into it again.

I actually say this because well..I never heard this song before, and I never heard this kind of musical combination before. Anyways on to the Review...

00:01-00:26 is really...hypnotizing? It sucks your soul in and crushes it with the awesome electric guitar that comes in. Then from 01:10, it gets better with the added keyboard I believe to be, and awesome percussion beats. But it gets even better!

01:43, here comes the climax with a kick-ass hi-hat tap on percussion, and suspensing music. But oh IT GETS BETTER!?

Once it reached 02:24, youll want to find the author and just slap money on him. The tune at this point makes you feel heroic, and IMMORTAL!! You can tell I'm enjoying this song unlike others i've heard.

And from here on it, its straight iron-pumping energy flowing into your brain. Sadly the song ends at 04:15, and you'll have to..well REPLAY it. Thats the only part i look sadly upon is the fact that it isnt well transitioned from end to beginning for repeated times. But hey..who cares when the whole meat of this dish is so DECLICIOUS AND SATISFYING!?

Anyways, I wrote to my heart's content, as this is my longest review I believe. I guess its true when they say that, "The more intriging something is to you, the more you'll grasp out of it". (Actually I just made that quote up...holy hell maybe I should be a prophet or something).

Well thats all kids, the final score is 10/10!

[Mega Man X2 - Flame Stag Stage]

Ironically..

..this was my favourite game in MegaMan, and I searched for literally years to find a remix of it. I googled, searched on ocremix and newgrounds before...nothing. Until YOU came in, and holy hell you made my day. Not only is this I believe the first remix of that specific stage, but it was also KICK-ASS!!

Right on mate, to the review. I clearly remember the tune, so its perfectly aligned with the theme song itself, with a twist of some in-game SFX, electric guitar, and the mad pace of the percussion set.

Honestly, is there anything that can be complained about this song? First serve, Kick-ass, right on beat, amazingly addicting. Now i'm gonna shutup and listen to this song for hours straight, so here's a slap-on-the-face 10/10.

Go celebrate, you just made someone's life crunked up again.

DarKsidE555 responds:

I did when I read this. Man, that was a fine review right there. Made me a little bit proud of myself. ;)

I'm suprised that nobody else created something like this before. I mean, you must have googled and looked around quite a lot, when it's your fav. stage theme music.

I've gladly taken the 10/10 slap! Thats for sure! :)

Thanks a lot of the review!

[New Super Mario Bros - Castle]

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Amazing!? It doesn't get better then this I think when it comes to Mario Mixes. Really nice job on the quality, and balance of instruments.

Also nice, (Processed obviously), laughter at the beginning. Good Guitar solo at 1:19 (Around there). Well done!! 5/5 10/10

PaulyBFromDa303 responds:

Yeah the laugh was a little edited, but it didnt need too much. My broha Alex pretty much hit it well lol

[Kloptiza]

Future of..Techno/Trance?

Or w/e you call it. Either way Its ok and pretty dynamic throughout the whole song. I'm actually surprised to see a nearly 9 minute long song on the Audio Portal, very rare to see. The only problem I got with this song is...some parts are too light and too heavy. Like I think at the beginning of 3:50, you go from light to heavy on the percussion, and this makes my subwoofers almost bleed and cry in agony.

But thats ok, its still a nice song. Good job :D 9/10 5/5

[Chad's Jig]

Chad?

I presume thats your name..of course I kinda figured Pelo (something) wouldn't have been the real thing anyways.

I also remember this song from somewhere...aw hell who am I kidding its from Chad's Quest which is so obviously stated above (how dumb of me...).

Onto the review, I consider this song more for the softer and/or mysterious type to me...calms you down I guess? It does to me so...this review is based on my opinion anyways, woohoo.

Anyways the music sounds good with the violin, bass, and the light use of percussion. I couldn't imagine insane drumplay with this kind of violin tune. It wouldv'e probably overpowered it blah blah...

The only thing I could say was a bit eerie/wrong was that the ending was a bit too faded out to be consider a loop. This is my perspective on Normal Songs and Looped Songs.

Normal: The song has a beginning and an "end". In other words, it all stops near the end/fades out and feels like its over.

Looped: The song has a beginning and a long road with no ending. You could keep playing this song for days and the tune would still be loud crisp and clear. Its basically like listening to someone making up excuses for say I dunno...being late meeting you somewhere? Feels like it keeps going on doesn't it? Thats how a loop feels.

So after boldly saying that and expecting some dude to show up on my door with a shotgun, this does not change the fact that "YOUR SONG IS AWESOME".

Kay? Class Dismissed - 9/10

Pelemus-McSoy responds:

No, my name's not Chad. Chad is one of my characters. My real name, however, will be kept secret! ;)

Did I register it as a loop? I don't think I did...maybe the player automatically sets it to play as a loop.

Glad you like it!

~Pelo