Xyrhoshi's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Left 4 Speed]

Loved it

One of the few well-made parodies out there of Left 4 Dead. If you play it enough, you'll understand some of the inside jokes that was portrayed in this flash.

1.) Louis eating KFC = There is always some idiot standing behind doing nothing. Eating a snack bucket of KFC is just one of the possibilities.

2.) Francis' departure = When you first play the game in No Mercy, at least for me, you realize you're being raped by these zombies since you really have no clue on how to exactly to respond.

3.) Car incident = ALWAYS an idiot shooting the car, always. Doesn't matter what you say, it's still shot.

4.) Tank appearance = Damn AI Director spawns a tank right infront of the safehouse doors. Resistance is Futile.

5.) Anal-shots from Louis = Something that is really irrelavent to L4D. An add-on of the flash i'd say.

6.) "What are the odds?" = You get these rare moments where an idiot gets smokered while the other idiot stares at the witch God knows what they're thinking, and finally you got zoey who just so happens to get pounced, which leaves one guy left, whom depending on the situation A.) Suicides | B.) Rage Quits | C.) Attempt heroism.

7.) Louis huntered = For some reason, people like to be blind and deaf, and not realize that there's that one person missing. "Hmm wonder where he is?" HE'S GETTING POUNCED MORON.

8.) Francis' Monologue = Inside Joke of the author, hell if I know why he put the face of some kid.

9.) Smoker incident = First time you get smokered, you'll know what it means.

The list goes on and on and forever more.

So yeah, great flash, woohoo.

[John McCain]

Very nice flash indeed!

Now make one for Obama.

[Cardboard City]

No Plot Required

All I had to do was sit here in my comfy chair and stare at a unique type of art. Very Relaxing.

["Winter"]

Heh

Thats just a taste of reality in the cold night of a major city. Cept' thats way more dramatized...with the blood I mean. I think everything else is a fact though. Poor old man living in the alley who has to sleep with a skull..well something eh?

Then you see the the families hugging each other and not even noticing that poor man. Why don't you heartless people hunt down a hobo and wish him a Merry Christmas, hmm?

If you don't i'll hunt you down. Oh and, yeah 10/10 5/5. Nice flash.

[Gamer Tonight - MMO Gamer]

Luckily..

..not everyone is like this..I think. Well at least i'm not, (hey, you doubt me? Check my picture on my account fool.)

But yeah, you ever notice those big huge buff guys in MMORPGs, but sadly 99% of them are...the opposite of that? Why can't anyone be honest for once..geez.

Truth told though, thanks for sharing the real stuff. 10/10

[[L7C]QuestForLevel60-Day1]

Considering the layout of the flash..

it mustv'e not taken that long to make eh? But hey, maybe if you spent a bit more time on it, adding some SFX, maybe some music, and also correcting some of the color glitches, (like the sprites), it could become alot better.

Thats just my suggestion though, but based off of this flash as of right now, I gotta give it a 2/5 and 4/10. Try harder next time, you can do it.

TheLucky7Crew responds:

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[Awesome Compilation Vol 6]

Yeah..

As usual, funny as hell and so on. I just wish there was some subtitles somewhere..because I couldnt hear some crap for the Medical parody. Like that doctoe holding the A w/e thing? "Doctor, WE NEED YOU HELP ~~~~!?"

Oh well, its over anyways so why bother asking, not like you read the reviews anyways.

[Awesome's Creed]

Well this is definately his...

...because I haven't heard anything regarding EgoRaptor saying that Hans stole his work. Plus, it even got into the AWESOME compilation, and that would gain Ego's attention even more. It has to be his lol.

But seriously, these movies are so poorly animated, and yet outstandingly voice acted. Its so funny...and so crappy looking. How we are intrigued by it is still a mystery. Anyhow, well done!

[Super Mario RPG 2: TDS P1]

Woah

That was actually good! What I mean is, I always have nearly no hope for sprite animations...except for a few. This is one of those few :D

I have to say though, a bit of the movements were like...laggy somehow. But the storyline itself saves this flash from that.

If you don't know, i'm a big Super Mario RPG fan. I played that game nearly 5 times in a row, still love it. AND I HAVE BEEN WAITING, FOR SOMEONE TO DO A FLASH ABOUT SUPER MARIO RPG!!

I'm expecting alot from you now so, dont mess up the series and keep up the good job :D

Oh and...I loved the Luigi's "hidden" move. Original crap :D

ikool responds:

WHOA! A REVIEW FROM Xyrhoshi!!! WHAT AN HONOR!
Thanks a lot! I found out why my vid had bad quality... XD

[Over Nine Thousand Licks]

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I don't care what other people say, but I will never stop laughing at this flash. Love the originality of the tootsie add-on as well. Laughter has saved the day :D

10/10